Zombie Press

So, you've recently clawed your way out of the ground. You're a little dirty, a little stiff in gait, and you've got a Gatorade deep-down body thirst for...brains. It sounds like you're a good fit for Zombie Pub Crawl III. So put on your undead best (check out the website for zombification tips and a recipe for realistic-looking, tasty blood), and limp your way over to Gold Medal Park. There you will find like-minded undead in search of brains and booze (it's not like your liver is functioning anyway). After a zombie pep rally, a slow march of the damned will ensue down Washington, invading places like Grumpy's, Town Hall, the Nomad, Triple Rock, and Palmer's Bar. Those that groan for their orders are given a drink deal. If a zombie gig can be dull, this one isn't—past crawls have featured Jesus and Michael Jackson zombies, attacks on random people in cars, and the crashing of a wedding party at Stasiu's. Last year's crawl featured a dueling pirate crawl—despite the blessing of pirate Jesus, zombies managed to have the edge after capturing the pirate flag. No worries on animosity, though—things were resolved peacefully in a parking-lot dance-off. The event starts off as all ages, but bring I.D. to drink. Sat., Oct. 6, 3 p.m., 2007

This wicked blurb from VitaMN.

"If death is the great equalizer, rising from the grave classifies us once again. The 1st Annual Zombie Pub Crawl brought out all types of walking corpses: Romero's original undead..."
City Pages, Oct. 19, 2005

"The crowd was absolutely huge, and the walk over was highly entertaining as zombies stopped traffic, groaned Braaaaaaains at the locals, and one of them slid face first down the road on a long board in full zombie regalia..."
Pirate's Cove Oct. 16, 2005